thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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