Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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