found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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