My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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