Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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