I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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