yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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