barbara walters just said penis...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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