Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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