She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she peed on how many people?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
whose ass print is on the piano?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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