He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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