I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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