WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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