in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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