Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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