What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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