There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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