dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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