you mean i was at the winter classic?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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