..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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