It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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