Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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