I showed him my bush... on skype.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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