On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
