i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
sex in a hospital.. check
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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