jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Randomize
