i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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