Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We need to rekindle our bromance
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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