I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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