I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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