He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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