Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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