i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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