Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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