I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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