nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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