we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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