Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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