Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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