weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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