Just mADE A PArabola og urine
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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