talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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