There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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