What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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