just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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