Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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