The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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