my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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