Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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