she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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