I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wish I only lived at night.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
