You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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