a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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