Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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