Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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