TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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