I'm eating all of the evidence.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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