This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I see more hoeing in ur future
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