He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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